News of the Absurd

• International Madam Kristin Davis Running For Governor of NY

  (March 3, 2010, 1:17 pm)

  Kristin Davis says she's running on the platform of "P" squared, prostitution and pot, and that their taxation can save NY. 

• Bobbie Dooley Demands They Release Sea World Tape

  (March 3, 2010, 12:50 pm)

  Phil Hendrie talks with Bobbie Dooley, who claims that we need to see the Sea World tape in order to feel closure after the whale attack.

• Obama Supporter Calls for Killing Anyone who Disagrees with Communism

  (March 1, 2010, 5:33 pm)

  Calls Rusty Humphries from Obama website instructions.

• Caller Changes Belief Women Abuse Men After Wife Holds Knife to his Throat

  (February 21, 2010, 1:20 pm)

  Phil Hendrie speaks with Dean Wheeler about his recent change of attitude. 

• Kevin Smith Kicked Off Southwest Airlines Flight For Being Too Fat

  (February 1, 2010, 1:13 pm)

  Actor / Director Kevin Smith asked to leave Plane because he was too fat, Phil Hendrie talks with Roland Schwinn of Americans Plus about the issue.

• Government Mandates with Unforeseen Consequences

  (January 19, 2010, 2:55 pm)

  The Government thinks they know best, but embarassing oversights often do more harm than good - Jerry Doyle.

• Citizen Kills Grandson's Goldfish After O'Keefe's Arrest

  (January 18, 2010, 12:08 pm)

  Phil Hendrie speaks with Lloyd Bonifide, a retired Heating and Plumbing Executive about his extreme reaction to the arrest of James O'Keefe.

• Retired General Galen Shaw Says People Are Unconcerened About Terror

  (January 1, 2010, 12:09 pm)

  Phil Hendrie speaks with the Retired General about the reasoning behind the lack of public concern about terrorism.

• White House Party Crashers Say Their Lives are Ruined

  (December 2, 2009, 3:50 pm)

  Laura Ingraham gives her take on the supposed suffering of the White House Party Crashers.

• Mancow's Ambien Adventures

  (December 2, 2009, 3:08 pm)

  Mancow recalls sleep eating, passing out, and waking up in peculiar circumstances while on the sleep aid Ambien.

• It's Going To Be a Green Christmas At The White House This Year

  (December 1, 2009, 1:36 pm)

  There is a lot of Christmas activities at the White House to keep it green but what does Laura really want?

• Sarah Palin Secrets

  (November 17, 2009, 12:15 pm)

  Mancow mocks Barbra Walters' interview with Sarah Palin, then unveils the revelations he had after reading Palin's book.

• Sen. Harry Reid Gets the Scare of a Lifetime from a Former Surgeon General

  (November 5, 2009, 2:10 pm)

   A letter from former Surgeon General Dr. C. Everett Koop shuts down Senator Reid's office.

• News of the Absurd: Phil Hendrie and the Attack on Fox News

  (October 28, 2009, 12:35 pm)

  Phil and guests discuss the attack on fox news by the white house and media, as only Phil can.

• Balloon Boy incident a Hoax?

  (October 16, 2009, 2:37 pm)

  Audio from Mancow and Jerry Doyle.

• Mancow Waterboarded

  (July 15, 2009, 12:18 pm)

   Mancow waterboarded on air