TRN Central News of the Absurd

• Now It's The News: Frank, Cain, and Cyber Monday

  (November 28, 2011, 5:05 pm)

  Derrick Blair reports on the latest events of Information Superhighway Monday.

• Now It's The News: Italy, Newt, and Obama

  (November 16, 2011, 3:56 pm)

  Derrick Blair reports on boredom, nostalgia, and fear.

• David X Talks to Mancow About the Anunaki, and the Shapeshifters Among Us.

  (November 16, 2011, 12:27 pm)

  David X Talks to Mancow About the Anunaki, and the Shapeshifters Among Us.

• Now It's The News: Stock Market Crashes On Your Couch

  (November 8, 2011, 4:22 pm)

  Derrick Blair reports on screaming, screeching, and stocks.

• How Many Gadaffis?

  (October 21, 2011, 3:22 pm)

  Derrick Blair and Correspondent Doug Linn investigate the possibility that there may be multiple Moammars on Now It's The News.

• Republican Debate Stays In Vegas

  (October 19, 2011, 11:10 am)

  Now It's The News' Derrick Blair reports: Obama loses his policies, Goldman Sachs loses $428 million, and the Republicans lose their audience. Not The News!

• Zombie Nursery Rhymes?

  (October 18, 2011, 12:39 pm)

  Derrick Blair talks to Michael Spradlin, the author of Jack and Jill Went Up To Kill: A Book Of Zombie Nursery Rhymes on Now It's The News.

• Martin Sheen, Col. Gaddafi, and Bozo The Clown!

  (October 18, 2011, 11:10 am)

  What do Martin Sheen, Col. Gaddafi, and Bozo The Clown have in common? They're all in today's Now It's The News "Not The News" Report with Derrick Blair!

• Prophetess Linda Predicts the Coming End of Times on the Mancow Experience.

  (September 9, 2011, 10:01 am)

  Prophetess Linda Predicts the Coming End of Times on the Mancow Experience.

• Phil's VP of syndication, David G Hall, wants Phil to fake a recording of his eye witness account of 9/11

  (September 7, 2011, 12:53 pm)

  Phil's VP of syndication, David G Hall, wants Phil to fake a recording of his eye witness account of 9/11 to help open doors in Hollywood, an idea that Phil is against.

• Don Burman reports on damages to New York after hurricane Irene hits ignoring other parts of the country on the Phil Hendrie Show.

  (September 2, 2011, 3:55 am)

  Don Burman explains why he reported only on damages to New York after hurricane Irene.
   

• Savage exposes the lies from Obama's press conference this morning

  (June 29, 2011, 8:14 pm)

  Obama says people who fly on corporate jets deserve to be taxed more.  Savage says people making $250,000 only WISH they made enough to fly private like Obama thinks. 

• Bobbie Dooley tells Phil Hendrie why she doesn't want a disabled War Veteran to move in

  (June 22, 2011, 2:50 pm)

  Bobbie Dooley, President of the Western Estates Homeowners Association wants to keep a wounded Iraq War Veteran out of the neighborhood. 

• Steve Bozell describes the Father's Day video his daughter made for him

  (June 22, 2011, 4:13 am)

  Steve Bozell talks about his daughter's Father's Day video for him

• The Phil Hendrie Show: Ted Bell Misunderstands a Customer

  (June 17, 2011, 4:12 am)

  In light of the Anthony Weiner scandal, Ted Bell misunderstands a customer's order and slaps him across the face. 

• Lloyd Bonafide tells Phil his technique for making his grandson watch the GOP debates

  (June 15, 2011, 4:22 am)

  Lloyd Bonafide discusses how he taped his grandson's eyes open for the GOP debate

• A modern day Picasso? Michael Savage tells us why he thinks Rep Weiner is one

  (June 8, 2011, 8:06 pm)

  Michael Savage tells his audience why Rep Anthony Weiner is a modern day Picasso

• Bobbie Dooley on Phil tonight talking about her desire to smother her son

  (June 4, 2011, 4:26 am)

  Phil Hendrie spoke with Bobbie Dooley and she told the audience about how she sympathizes with Casey Anthony, a woman on trial in Florida for killing her son. 

• Phil Hendrie talks with Cadet RC Collins on how civilians send terrible care packages

  (June 2, 2011, 4:14 am)

  Phil speaks with Cadet Collins on how he is looking forward to care packages from home when he joins the service. 

• Pastor William Rennick speaks with Phil Hendrie about Harold Camping

  (May 24, 2011, 4:33 am)

  Pastor Rennick after what did not happen over the weekend still supports Harold Camping.

• Now It's The News Presents: Lifestyles of the Rich and Heinous

  (May 16, 2011, 11:31 am)

  Derrick Blair speaks with International Correspondent Sean Scott Ferguson about Osama Bin Laden's million dollar compound

• Now It's The News' Report On The Royal Wedding

  (May 3, 2011, 1:48 pm)

  Derrick Blair speaks with Royal Correspondent Sean Scott Ferguson on what he saw on the scene.

• Ted Bell speaks with Phil Hendrie about serving alcohol to kids in his steakhouse

  (April 14, 2011, 4:26 am)

  Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills steakhouse spoke with Phil Hendrie about serving children alcohol in order to calm them down.

• Justin McElroy tells Phil about the latest school project he's been earning money with

  (April 13, 2011, 7:56 am)

  Phil talks to Justin McElroy who took an Econ project a little too far. 

• Dave Oliva says ball clubs need to take responsibility for their fans fighting

  (April 12, 2011, 8:07 am)

  Phil had Dave Oliva on who told us why sports ball clubs need to take responsibility for their fan's fighting

• Clara Bingham tells Phil why she thinks kids in her school need plastic surgery

  (April 9, 2011, 4:01 am)

  Clara Bingham is going to require kids in her class to get plastic surgery to prevent them from being bullied

• Chris Norton tells Phil why Troops deserve not to get paid during a Government Shutdown

  (April 8, 2011, 4:38 am)

  Chris Norton, former Adult Film Producer tells Phil why troops don't deserve to get paid if the government is shutdown Friday night

• Pastor William Rennick tells us about a special fee he's instituted for his soup kitchen

  (April 7, 2011, 4:13 am)

  Pastor Rennick tells Phil about a fee he's requiring the poor to pay to keep them anonymus if they want to eat at his soup kitchen.

• Larry Grover is running for Congress and wants to talk about his past

  (April 5, 2011, 4:27 am)

  Larry Grover is running for Congress and wants to publish a story before the Liberal Media gets ahold of it

• Pastor David Castorini describes his "Bible Burning" to help "chill out Muslims"

  (April 5, 2011, 4:11 am)

  Pastor David Castorini tells Phil about an event he held to make up for Pastor Terry Jones burning of the Quran

• Dr. Ron Tarner tells Phil about the website he uses to make fun of Children's photos

  (April 2, 2011, 4:17 am)

  Dr. Ron Tarner tells Phil about how he and his collegues blow off steam by making fun of their students. 

• Phil talks about a man stuck in a sticky situation

  (April 1, 2011, 4:24 am)

  Phil Hendrie gave us the lowdown about an obese man who got himself stuck in a sticky situation.

• Robert Greene demands his lotto winning employees cut him in on the action

  (March 31, 2011, 4:17 am)

  Robert Greene owner of Fraiser Foods tells Phil why his employees need to cut him in on their big lotto win. 

• Dean Wheeler tells Phil why gas leaf blowers need to remain in use

  (March 30, 2011, 4:14 am)

  Dean Wheeler tells Phil why we need gas leaf blowers for our "undocumented friends." 

• David G. Hall called into the Phil Hendrie Show demanding Phil play Rebecca Black

  (March 26, 2011, 4:11 am)

  VP of Syndication David G. Hall called in to Phil's show to demand he play Rebecca Black's YouTube hit "Friday" for some advertisers in Chicago.

• Vernon Dozier tells Phil about the security drill he supervised at Belmay Acadamy

  (March 25, 2011, 4:21 am)

  Vernon Dozier tells Phil about a security drill he staged at his school involving an Asian talking to himself, a girl in a wheelchair rolling down some stairs and a water pistol

• Jay Santos tells Phil why he's within his right to inspect all Gold Purchases

  (March 24, 2011, 4:31 am)

  Citizens Auxiliary Police Brigadier Admiral Jay Santos is monitoring activity near precious metal  and tells Phil why that's OK. 

• Guy Barton and Curt Queedy tells Phil why the draft should be reinstated

  (March 23, 2011, 4:31 am)

  Curt Queedy and Guy Barton, from the West Virginia statehouse saying the draft should be reinstated so Kurt's son Taylor can "man up" and put away the "muscle magazines

• Don Micksa demands we all support Obama unilaterally against Libya

  (March 19, 2011, 4:16 am)

  Don Micksa demanded full support for Obama in whatever military action he contemplates against Libya even though Bush was a different story

• Dr. Ron Tarner tells Phil why he used the disaster in Japan to brainwash kids against Nuclear power

  (March 17, 2011, 4:15 am)

  Dr. Ron Tarner tells Phil why he thinks Nuclear Power is a bad thing. 

• Bobbie Dooley tells Phil why her Homeowners Association should control all their tenants Iodine tablets

  (March 16, 2011, 4:25 am)

  Bobbie Dooley from the Western Estates Homeowners Association explain their protocol in handing out the iodine tablets in case of radiation.

• Robert Greene tells Phil about the lack of respect from his employees about his car

  (March 15, 2011, 4:26 am)

  Robert Greene tells Phil why he fired his employee for disrespecting his brand new Mercedes.

• Rob Barnes tells Phil he's outraged over Governor Walker getting his budget passed

  (March 12, 2011, 4:28 am)

  Rob Barnes told Phil what he did to a dog after he heard Gov Walker signed the budget bill

• Captain Divorce Raoul Felder talking Sheen on AMN

  (March 9, 2011, 8:21 am)

  Divorce attorney Raoul Felder aka "Captain Divorce" joined John and Amy to talk about Charlie Sheen's legal issues.

• Phil talks to his listeners on if they've gotten enough of Charlie Sheen yet

  (March 9, 2011, 4:53 am)

  Phil chatted with a few of his listeners tonight on whether or not they've gotten enough of Charlie Sheen - Consensus?  Not even close!

• Rob Barnes talks about the "Police State Mentality" that's forming around the protests in Wisconsin

  (March 5, 2011, 4:05 am)

  Rob Barnes told Phil tonight why Wisconsin has turned into a police state reminiscent of Hitler!

• Vernon Dozier explains to Phil why he battled with two female students on Facebook

  (March 4, 2011, 4:11 am)

  Vernon Dozier, an administrator and teacher at Belmar Academy, explains why he was drawing dirty pictures of female students and battling with them on Facebook.

• Dr. Ron Tarner talks about why his students need to buy him an iPad 2

  (March 3, 2011, 4:14 am)

  Dr. Ron Tarner, a confirmed Apple fan tells Phil he's got to have the iPad 2 and his students should pay for it!

• Ted Bell tells Phil about serving Human Breast milk ice cream to a patron

  (March 2, 2011, 4:30 am)

  Ted Bell outraged that a customer threw a bowl of ice cream in his face - ice cream Ted failed to tell her was made from human breast milk.

• Prof Emory Clayton tells Phil the futility of anyone arguing with him

  (March 1, 2011, 4:23 am)

  Professor Emory Clayton came on to dicuss with Phil and his audience the futility of anyone arguing with him who doesn't have as much education as him.